gah, why is posting in "modern vespa forum" such a

New rule, don't dare ask a 24/24e jetting question for a px150 with a t5 pipe. Not only will you not get an answer to the question, you'll be told how wrong you are for trying and then how great their scooter is.

me: How do you make red beans and rice?

modern vespa: I like potatoes!

me: um, thanks for sharing. So has anyone here made red beans and rice?

modern vespa: I like potatoes with cheese! I eat it every day!

me: ugh, never mind, I'll figure it out.

modern vespa: What? You don't like our advice? geesh.

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deja vous ... all over again

As a commentary on the "Modern Vespa" board mentality, I think it coulda made more sense when it said "read means and rice" Wink

But that could be my sense of humor, or lack thereof. I mean, isn't what you post over there totally irrelevant to the response you get. Rolling Eyes

Sorta like the "Bus Rider Joke":

Day 1 - Young man gets on bus and takes a seat. Notices man in seat in front of him tearing bits of newspaper and throwing them out of window.

Day 2 - Young man gets on bus and takes a seat. Notices man in seat in front of him tearing bits of newspaper and throwing them out of window. Begins to get curious.

Day 3 - Young man gets on bus and takes a seat. Notices man in seat in front of him tearing bits of newspaper and throwing them out of window. Gets curiouser.

Day 4 - Young man gets on bus and takes a seat. Notices man in seat in front of him tearing bits of newspaper and throwing them out of window. Curiosity overcomes the lad, so ...

Lad: "Sir, why are you tearing bits of newspaper and throwing them out the window?"

Oldman: "Why, to keep elephants from over-running of the city, of course!"

Lad: "Sir, elephants have never done such things in the city!!!!"

Oldman: "See how well it works."

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"Grow up and stop posting like a 14th Century Vatican Flat Earth Zealot."

that was a great joke.

also like the red beans and rice as an description for every subject. I think i'll start using that now.

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the mysterious PWR/NORM buttons...

Careful... those MV mods are very sensitive. If they hear that you have spoken about them on another board, regardless of whether what was said is positive or negative, thou shalt be banned.

MV is the ultimate in douchebaggery and buffoonery. Nothing but a waste of time IMO.

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Way to go Matty_X, you probably just got preemptively banned from the MV board, no need for you to even apply to the board at this point Smile

what's a Vespa ?

You know , those new plastic things that are in the same price range of a new economy car Twisted Evil

	average joe wrote:
	what's a Vespa ?

They refer to them as "sewing machines" in the UK

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Old Mod wrote:

	average joe wrote:
	what's a Vespa ?

They refer to them as "sewing machines" in the UK

I thought they were Italian hair dryers...

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